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SIR STARCH

Duke of /dev/null
Writes Rust, mostly on purpose

$ I am Starch, btw.

GitHub TikTok
Sir Starch: a potato in a top hat and monocle, at a laptop, under a portrait of a penguin dressed as Napoleon
Sir Starch b. 2026, the Root Cellar “Root by blood, potato by nature.” Oil on canvas. The monocle is original.
Please don’t poke the exhibit.
PhotoCraft · portrait_final_v3_REAL.psd
33.3 %RGB Color · 8 bit1254 × 1254 px4 layersnumbers from 12 Oct 2026
kitty · zsh
PhotoCraftkitty KDE Plasma 6 · 13:37
1 zsh2 pi-casso3 cargo
pi-casso1 HUNT2 RUNS3 GALLERY4 DATA5 SETTINGS
π cache: 3.14159 26535 89793…zoom into the potato it found
kitty 0.49 · zsh 5.9threshold mode · CPU · 1 thread, it's a website

pi-casso, the cheating version

pi-casso

The real pi-casso is a Rust TUI that searches the digits of π for a stretch that happens to look like a picture. It almost never finds one, and it keeps every failed attempt in SQLite.

This wall cheats: 0 real digits of π, in order, coloured in with my portrait. pi-casso would never.

Move the mouse to look through a magnifier. The way on is through the monocle.

pi-casso on GitHub
The portrait again. He hangs it in every room.
GitHubvintage 2026 TikTok@sirstarch Causaferapre-alpha, AGPL pi-cassoaged in π

Causafera

observer, cellar edition · seed · tick 0

    The real Causafera simulates fantasy worlds where agents only know what they can perceive and mana reacts to measurable patterns, never to wishes. Every outcome has to point back at its causes. This cellar is a toy version of that idea.

    © 2026 Sir Starch · plain HTML, CSS and JavaScript, which the Duke regretsno cookies, no trackers. It only asks for my PhotoCraft numbers.

    I · The Portrait
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    Root Cellar Gallery presents

    SIR STARCH

    A potato who writes Rust. You can zoom into him. He minds a little.

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